![]() If you suffer from drinking too much, have another drink. ![]() Speaking of food, the essential argument for Democratic Party programs is based entirely on alcoholism. Please send any finder’s fee to my home address and not The Signal as we had a rash of Tupperware thefts from the reporters’ mainstream media communal refrigerator last month. It’s just a knock-off of WD-40 except brought to you by the fine family of Gorilla Tape products. This is SO off subject, but, you know what would be a great new product? Gorilla Oil. You don’t have to actually BE a transgenderized sprayer. Following that will be another paid federal holiday honoring heroic transgender government WD-40 spritzers. Dale will be lowered on a rope over the Earth’s edge to lubricate the offending axis. Which will be sprayed by a special transgender new WD-40 czar (named, “Dale”). Therefore, everyone must stop going to work, traveling, eating hot food, smiling, educating their kids and pay a zillion percent more in taxes to buy more WD-40, which the government grinningly points out they can get a special deal on for $1 trillion per 3-ounce can. President Bribemeister and the Democrats terrorize the easily spooked, distracted and confused tepid chop-suey-for-brains American public that the planet is squeaking on its hinges and we’re out of WD-40. I’m suspecting the Democrats’ next made-up crisis might be, “Impending Darkness!” followed by “Light Where Everyone Goes Blind!!” My parents used to call that, “Night” and, when appropriate, “Day.”Īnywho. Or, as liberals have remarketed it: Death Climate. Then, the Democrats convince the populace some epic catastrophe is looming. From somewhere under the stage, Joe’s screaming fit ends with a muffled, “… One million IRS agents are coming to fix your wagons, only one bounce on the high dive!!!”īidenomics is built on the premise the public is muy stupido and short on memory. Trip over extension cord (put there by fellow Democrats in the hope there’s a graceful end to his 2024 presidential candidacy). No one should have ever supported something called ‘Stupidonomics.’ Those damn, child-birthing MAGA rat bastard pony bozos!!!” Standing before burning rubble on CNN (with the headline, “Mostly Non-Burning Rubble”) Joe can say, “See? I told you guys. Second, Joe’ll have the opportunity to adopt his patented snarky grin. Our president, known affectionately to the Chinese Communist Party as “Addled Thief Plague of the Steppes,” should have called his economic policy, “Stupidonomics.” First, when it fails 20 minutes post-implementation, Joe won’t have his name attached. Standing in front of gaily painted “BIDENOMICS” signs, Joe claimed he’d never heard of the term before and blamed his fawning media for saddling him with the name. SCV Signal News Podcast with Aron Bender.
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